Fixing Formula 1

[DoubleFart]

Bottom post of the previous page:

I don't care for his background or knowledge, I judge any journalist by the same metric.

What is the story? How easy to digest is that story? Do I feel I have learnt something from that story?

Toto Wolff, like a new Tarzan, is perfectly at ease in the Formula 1 jungle.
He has nothing to fear because he has been able to impose himself on the wild beasts that populate it.
Launching with masterful agility from tree to tree
As an intruder, he is bipedal in a world of "four legs", to absolute master.
Which for Tarzan Wolff are transformed into a stream of fresh water in which to drink his thirst for domination.
Because when you are wandering in the jungle you can never lose your attention.
Especially when it is an "animal" never seen before to show signs of impatience.
The second was Wolf himself: from mighty Tarzan to sacrificial victim
A new forest opens up for Toto Wolff to explore and cultivate.

Talking in metaphors this much within a short article is hack work, and it's painfully forced. It's like the comic who makes a one-off reference that kills, and then keeps referring back to it for the rest of their 30 minute set in the hope of more laughs, but instead it's tired.

[caneparo]

What can I say. Probably it’s a matter of translation, if you could read it in Italian maybe you’d get it

[Michael Ferner]

Probably suffered in translation, but I found it unreadable, too.

[PTRACER]

I don't care for his background or knowledge, I judge any journalist by the same metric.

What is the story? How easy to digest is that story? Do I feel I have learnt something from that story?

Toto Wolff, like a new Tarzan, is perfectly at ease in the Formula 1 jungle.
He has nothing to fear because he has been able to impose himself on the wild beasts that populate it.
Launching with masterful agility from tree to tree
As an intruder, he is bipedal in a world of "four legs", to absolute master.
Which for Tarzan Wolff are transformed into a stream of fresh water in which to drink his thirst for domination.
Because when you are wandering in the jungle you can never lose your attention.
Especially when it is an "animal" never seen before to show signs of impatience.
The second was Wolf himself: from mighty Tarzan to sacrificial victim
A new forest opens up for Toto Wolff to explore and cultivate.

Talking in metaphors this much within a short article is hack work, and it's painfully forced. It's like the comic who makes a one-off reference that kills, and then keeps referring back to it for the rest of their 30 minute set in the hope of more laughs, but instead it's tired.

Don't forget that Italian is such a beautiful, graceful language. If you saw the following on an Italian restaurant menu you might just order it for the name:

Sedile del Water Macchiato di Cacca

[Everso Biggyballies]

Don't forget that Italian is such a beautiful, graceful language. If you saw the following on an Italian restaurant menu you might just order it for the name:

Sedile del Water Macchiato di Cacca

I think I would order it without the Cacca.

Edit: Ive just worked out what "Sedile del Water Macchiato di Cacca" means.... glad I ordered mine without the Cacca!

[Michael Ferner]

And now, try not to think of cacca when you order your next Macchiato!

[White six]

No way would Tarzan have given Bottas another contract

[caneparo]

I never order a macchiato in fact :p

[erwin greven]

Is Bottas better than Rosberg? Looking at the number of wins definitely not. Same in qualification.

[White six]

Is Bottas better than Rosberg? Looking at the number of wins definitely not. Same in qualification.

Numbers will prove anything

Rosberg was a proper racer who went to the edge and beyond to defeat Hamilton. Ok, it stressed him so much he knew he couldn't repeat it

Bottas is a button pushing fanny. Well done on pushing those buttons quickly

[White six]

Engine modes banned in time for Spa

Good news for me, some will disagree. One element of driving from the pit lane ended. Regulate the mode of your car by driving fast or slow

[caneparo]

Is Bottas better than Rosberg? Looking at the number of wins definitely not. Same in qualification.

Are you kidding me???

[erwin greven]

Nico Rosberg: 2014-2016 - three seasons
20 victories
26 poles

Valtteri Bottas 2017 - 2019 - three seasons
7 victories
11 poles

[caneparo]

Sorry I read bad. I rate Bottas not higher than hulkenberg. He has not the racing attitude of rosberg

[Everso Biggyballies]

Engine modes banned in time for Spa

Good news for me, some will disagree. One element of driving from the pit lane ended. Regulate the mode of your car by driving fast or slow

F1 qualifying engine mode ban postponed to Italian GP

The FIA clampdown on Formula 1 teams usage of qualifying engine 'party' modes has been postponed until the Italian Grand Prix, instead of next weekend's Belgian GP as originally intended.

The concession has been made to allow engine manufacturers more time to conduct dyno testing before they head into a race weekend committed to the new restrictions.

[MonteCristo]

LOL. What a crock of shit.

They need more time to not push the engines harder? *facepalm*