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Not low quality content.... this is good wholesome amusement..

It would have made Lando 14 years old. He looks much younger and when interviewed his voice is a long way from breaking. Amusingly the guy who came 2nd to Lando in the kart race is literally twice his height.


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He looks 8, lol.
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Everso Biggyballies wrote: 1 month ago Amusingly the guy who came 2nd to Lando in the kart race is literally twice his height.
It is nice to have a sport where size really doesn't matter.
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No way he's fourteen!! Fudged age? :wow:

Also funny how the big guy tries to look all professional, brushing off his jacket as he prepares to face the camera! :haha:
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MonteCristo wrote: 3 weeks ago https://www.youtube.com/@DanicaPatrick/videos

What. The. Fudge. Is. This.
Jeezus. Didnt see that coming.
Odd things to know about people..... I know Danica has had her eggs frozen because she wants a family one day and 'just in case'. She has 'mixed blood '.....consisting of Irish, French-Canadian, Norwegian, Native American and Italian. Also she suffered from Breast Implant Illness. (BII)
In a 2017 article for The Guardian, Andrew Lawrence described Patrick as "an anti-Mulan" who infiltrated and thrived in a male environment while accentuating her womanhood. He also said she is "an instrument of male and female fantasy, the sports pinup who grinds harder for feminism, day-to-day, than the great Billie Jean King ever could".[194] Henry Hutton of the Independent Tribune noted that when Patrick entered IndyCar in 2005, she rapidly became a pop culture icon largely due to her gender and modelling, but her driver profile depreciated from car problems, racetrack accidents and uncompetitiveness.[
She's also penned two books, one of which is a 90-day program titled "Pretty Intense," which aims to "sculpt your body, calm your mind, and achieve your greatest goals," and hosts a podcast of the same name.

I dont dislike her in the F1 Sky broadcasts she seems to pop up on in increasing numbers now.

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Well her Podcast episode about how to spot a reptilian looks like a must watch...
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A kaleidoscope of weirdos.

"What can extraterrestrials teach us?"

"Is gravity real?"

"Is space-time doomed?"

"Did we land on the moon?"

"Did Aliens edit our DNA?"

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DoubleFart wrote: 3 weeks ago Well her Podcast episode about how to spot a reptilian looks like a must watch...
Which is exactly what a reptilian would say if they didn't want you to see the truth!

Synopsis for those who want reptilian spoilers:
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Holy shit. That is absolutely bonkers.
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Ruslan wrote: 1 month ago
Everso Biggyballies wrote: 1 month ago Amusingly the guy who came 2nd to Lando in the kart race is literally twice his height.
It is nice to have a sport where size really doesn't matter.
I'm told by mansell fans that he was the best cos he had great big muscley arms ;-)
The board equivalent of the Jody scheckter chicane. Fast but pointless
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White six wrote: 3 weeks ago
Ruslan wrote: 1 month ago
Everso Biggyballies wrote: 1 month ago Amusingly the guy who came 2nd to Lando in the kart race is literally twice his height.
It is nice to have a sport where size really doesn't matter.
I'm told by mansell fans that he was the best cos he had great big muscley arms ;-)
Aha the ones that Vettel and Newey said made him quick through the Monza chicanes :haha:


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I got sent this today by a motor racing friend. I probably chuckled more than I should have done. Im not sure what to think.
It has an amusing look at F1 Twitter about 6 minutes in. It includes some fairly full on quotes from Twitter
** Dont play it in front of your Mother, Daughter or at work type warnings..** Lots of rude words and scenarios.

I guess it couldd be described as an irreverent review of Canada Spain and Austria. With a bit of British GP

Oh the subscriber's name is "Rocketpoweredmohawk" if that infers anything.

He describes himself thus:
I was not kidnapped by the CIA.

while I was not kidnapped by the CIA many things unfolded
Ferrari continued to disgrace themselves to comical levels
a new rivalry was established
and lance stroll secured his future as a formula one driver despite doing everything he possibly could to prevent it

phun.
The Ferrari bits at the start are funny. That starts the video. There is a short "David Attenborough" documentary look at Ferrari Strategy.
If you are a Tifosi likely you wont like that bit.
The social media thing (from about 6:30 in) is educational. As is the introduction to "The Lando Fangurl" (Certainly dont let your daughter hear about Lando Fangurlz)
We learn the FIA are a "bunch of cocks" and why. We get introduced to Osama Bin Russell.
Oh and of course we look at the "Start of the Lando Max war"

I cringed at parts of it. I laughed at parts. I gasped in shock at some parts. In a "you cant say that" way.

Be warned. It wont be everyone cup of tea. Some will find it offensive in parts. I watched it all. If only to see what might be said next.

But I am not easily shocked!.



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There has been some excellent content on that page, and some that I have thought crossed a few taste lines. It's made me laugh before though - particularly the anti-stroll content.
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DoubleFart wrote: 1 week ago There has been some excellent content on that page, and some that I have thought crossed a few taste lines. It's made me laugh before though - particularly the anti-stroll content.
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