What do you mean.... there is ground to walk on, bushes to go behind for a pee, probably even something to sit on. And not a security fence or person in sight. What other facilities do you need?
(Its ok Michael I do realise there was a note of sarcasm in your post )
* I started life with nothing, and still have most of it left
“Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.”
* I married Miss Right. Just didn't know her first name was Always